Rasanya kan, keje sebagai engineer adalah kerjaya yang tak glamer.
Kenapa?
Sebab takde pun movie/series citer pasal engineer.
(^___^)
Logik ke kalau bagi alasan macam tu? Tapi rasanya betul jugak. Mungkin sebab keje engineer ni nampak bosan kot, heheh. Nampak bosan, dan tak glamer, dan kalau buat movie tak menarik.
Contoh la kan:
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Cerita engineer:
1) Prison Break --> Civil Engineer
Tu pun sebab hero tu tattooed his body with the prison's blueprint (macho kan? hehhe)
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Bayangkan, kalau penerbit filem nak buat movie pasal engineer...
BABAK 1: Engineer A bangun tido, solat, mandi, siap pakai baju, amik beg laptop, amik multi-vitamin, then kuar rumah.
BABAK 2: Engineer A dalam kereta, dengar lagu daripada Blind Melon, No Rain...
BABAK 3: Engineer A sampai opis, bukak laptop dgn kalimah Bismillah, masuk password, bukak email, reply email, surfing, bukak facebook.
BABAK 4: Engineer B sampai, cerita masalah software semalam tak jalan.
BABAK 5: Engineer A tolong tengok masalah dekat laptop Engineer B
BABAK 6: Engineer A dan B duduk sekali, dan bercerita masalah software
BABAK 7: Dah pukul 5.30, Engineer A cakap pada Engineer B "Ok la...kita sambung esok"
BABAK 8: Engineer A kemas barang, tutup laptop, punch-out, masuk keta, drive balik.
BOSAN gilerr movie mcm ni....
Takde romance, takde gossip hangat, takde mende indah!
(rasenye sbb penulis skrip tak best...hehe)
Actually, a friend of mine who is a doctor asked me this question: "Best ke jadi engineer?"
So oleh kerana sedang bosan tahap gaban, jadi jawab la merepek2 dekat cik doktor yang sorang tu, heheh...sian dia :)
ps: Ini adalah bebelan cik engineer yang sedang bosan. Mungkin sedang melayan hari2 terakhir... ;p
Kenapa?
Sebab takde pun movie/series citer pasal engineer.
(^___^)
Logik ke kalau bagi alasan macam tu? Tapi rasanya betul jugak. Mungkin sebab keje engineer ni nampak bosan kot, heheh. Nampak bosan, dan tak glamer, dan kalau buat movie tak menarik.
Contoh la kan:
1) Grey's Anatomy/House/Doogie Houser M.D/ --> Doctors
2) Superman/Ghost Series at 8TV --> Reporters
3) Spiderman/Blogger Boy (Nina's Character) --> Photographers
4) LA Law/Alley McBeal --> Lawyers
5) Police Story 1,2,3/Police Academy film series --> Dah tentu la polis, hehe
6) Ceria-ceria Cikgu Rubina/Good Morning Cikgu --> Teachers
2) Superman/Ghost Series at 8TV --> Reporters
3) Spiderman/Blogger Boy (Nina's Character) --> Photographers
4) LA Law/Alley McBeal --> Lawyers
5) Police Story 1,2,3/Police Academy film series --> Dah tentu la polis, hehe
6) Ceria-ceria Cikgu Rubina/Good Morning Cikgu --> Teachers
See see!
Cerita engineer:
1) Prison Break --> Civil Engineer
Tu pun sebab hero tu tattooed his body with the prison's blueprint (macho kan? hehhe)
See see!Bayangkan, kalau penerbit filem nak buat movie pasal engineer...
BABAK 1: Engineer A bangun tido, solat, mandi, siap pakai baju, amik beg laptop, amik multi-vitamin, then kuar rumah.
BABAK 2: Engineer A dalam kereta, dengar lagu daripada Blind Melon, No Rain...
BABAK 3: Engineer A sampai opis, bukak laptop dgn kalimah Bismillah, masuk password, bukak email, reply email, surfing, bukak facebook.
BABAK 4: Engineer B sampai, cerita masalah software semalam tak jalan.
BABAK 5: Engineer A tolong tengok masalah dekat laptop Engineer B
BABAK 6: Engineer A dan B duduk sekali, dan bercerita masalah software
BABAK 7: Dah pukul 5.30, Engineer A cakap pada Engineer B "Ok la...kita sambung esok"
BABAK 8: Engineer A kemas barang, tutup laptop, punch-out, masuk keta, drive balik.
BOSAN gilerr movie mcm ni....
Takde romance, takde gossip hangat, takde mende indah!
(rasenye sbb penulis skrip tak best...hehe)
Actually, a friend of mine who is a doctor asked me this question: "Best ke jadi engineer?"
So oleh kerana sedang bosan tahap gaban, jadi jawab la merepek2 dekat cik doktor yang sorang tu, heheh...sian dia :)
ps: Ini adalah bebelan cik engineer yang sedang bosan. Mungkin sedang melayan hari2 terakhir... ;p
18 comments:
tapi ending citer Prison Break mcm haram... mungkin pasal dia engineer kot.
haha....lawak...tp betul aaa sulas!! tp mmg jd engineer bosan laa sbnrnye...patutnye amik keje jd reporter la dlu....happening sket..kalo ade pon engineer dlm movie, jd blkg tabir je laa kot..hehe...sound engineer, audio engineer :) lol
saye tak setuju..ley wat cite engineer yg best.wat la cite a grup of engineers yg mcm2 perangai.sorg skema, sorg gediks, sorg garang, sorg blur, sorg emo, sorg islamic, sorg poyo, sorg fashionista.kalu combine karakter neh sume mst jadi happening!!
p/s: boley teka tak muvie neh patut amek sape jd pelakonnye??*wink wink*
jadik enginner takde bilik on-call so takleh buat scene romen2..ahaa...
wei sulas,sudah2 la tu..
aku rasa kalau buat watak engineer,kena buat mcm cerita eagle eye-shia labeouf tu..baru sesuai kut..
salam kak cei..awatnya?xmau jadik engineer ke?huhu..scientist pun bosan gak kdg2..ada ke flm pasai scientist?csi ada kan?hehehe.lupo
gaban: ahaha...aku tgk citer tu sbb scofield je ;p
cik huds: mmmg, engineer tak pernah jadi watak utama, except for scofield tu jela... jadi reporter sure meriah kan!! leh interview org best2 :)
cik kokodot: ahaaa...cik kokodot mmg jiwa engineer sejati!! apa kata tlg submit skrip citer engineer kepada Mamat Khalid. Mesti citer engineer ni jadi citer lawak yg best *wink *wink
fadz: ahahahha....aah laa..patut laaa...
ala fadz..ko layan la kwn ko yg sorang tgh tingtong busan kt opis nih...hiiihiii
juli: ahaks...saje membebel sbb busan ;p movie Twister tu, scientist kot. jadi storm chaser...sgt best!
setuju ngn intan..hihihihi..happening sket..da jd cm ala2 desperate h0usevives punye cte..s0rg2 ada cte tersendiri..cewa
nnt org imagine, inspire and innovate scene2 yg best utk cite engineers yg terlampau neh dulu ok!! then org submit skali ngn proposed actress :D
p/s:tanak la mamat khalid.nak kabir bhatia.kekeke
ahah...cintan!! khabir bhatia kalu...sure citer tu akan jadi super-romantik ek?? ahaks...
ok2...menarik jugak! ;p
sulas nk mamat khalid, supaya nanti jadi citer lawak..mesti comel ;p kekekekke
hmmm...kalo nrul lah..nak cite engineers tuh khabir bhatia yg buat...msti lagi syiok + happening...ade sedey + romantik..
sedey sebab ade engineer akan tinggalakan kwn2 kt atsb...:(
huuuhuu..x menarik la buat citer sedey2...
kene la buat cite best, adventurous + romantik + berteknologi tinggi! baru enjin!! ahaks
cite mamat khalid lawak dia pelik sket.lawak in his own way.boley2.jum btukar kerjaya dari engineer jadi pelakon terhebat! ahahaha
see see...told you!! terus nak tukar career...bwahahahahahahha
part time actress jer..ley pakai baju designer yg disponsor.wakaka
jum layan cite2 dokumentari lak
kat history channel, dicovery channel
banyak yg best2..
muvie2 ni tak bagus utk kesihatan
umah takde astro ;p
layan apee...nat geo kt TV1, setiap hari kul 7 malam :)
ada satu movie pasal engineer
paycheck
itupun bosan sebab ben affleck berlakon mcm kayu
aha...kawan gaban..
paycheck? mmg bosan....sbb citer engineer la tu ;p
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