Thursday, July 29, 2010

Job job job

*ni gambar pistol betul nih!! cousin punye :D*



Job at the FBI


The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife.

'The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.

'The second man was given the same instructions.He took the gun and went into the room.All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,But I can't kill my wife.

' The agent said, 'You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'


MORAL:
Just don't fool around with ambitious Women. They will do anything to go up!!


ps: Apply...jangan tak apply :D


Friday, July 16, 2010

Visiting Jumbos



Kuala Gandah, Lanchang.


The entry pass.
Kalu pass kaler kuning, boleh mandi-manda bersama gajah, dan jugak naik gajah :)


Bagus betul abah budak2 ni, suruh anak dia je tulis ;p


Adam wrote his name first :p, then kakak continued.
Ok la untuk budak berumur 5 tahun tulis nama sendiri.
'Bin' boleh jadi 'Ban', ngeeeheee....lawak2 ;p


I thought the signboard is for 'Tandas untuk Gajah' :p
Hiks hiks..


Budak2 ni penakut okeh!!!


*blush blush* Makteh budak2 ni pun bukan berani sangat, bwahahaha


Adib JERITTTT dengan kuat okeh!!
Tengok tukang jaga gajah tu, bosan jeeee :p


Adam pun same je takut... Anyway, nama gajah ni Langsat :)
Umur 3 tahun yea :D


Ahaa.....at last!! Kakak managed to overcome her fear.
This cute baby elephant's name is Pandan.... Cute kan??
:)


Kitorg


Gajah makan 2 bantal roti yang BESARR tu....x sampai seminit dah abis, hiks hiks...



Padang untuk gajah main bola :p



Gajah mandi




Ramai omputih okeh!!! And almost all of them dapat entry pass kaler kuning...ehmm..



The smartest elephant at the sanctuary, named Prabung.
Leh bow lagik lepas dapat makanan, sweet!!



Ini cuma preview jeee :)
Air sungai hari tu tinggi, so aktiviti mandi bersama gajah dibatalkan.
So I guess, we got nothing to loose :)

Mayb next time jumbos!!!!!


ps: YOM YOM YOM mandi dengan gajah!!!!



Fruitty Mood

Malas layan perasaan yang entah apa2 :p
Layan makan buah, adalah SANGAT menyeronokkan!!
:)

Ni pokok manggis, khas untuk mereka yang tak tau macam mane rupa pokok manggis, ngeeeheeee :p
Sungguh best dipanjat!!


Actually, pokok manggis kat kampung itu rendah je..
Siap boleh tunjuk pakai tangan kiri, snap gambar pakai tangan kanan.
Boleh jugak kalau nak petik buah sambil mencangkung :p
Sangat best okeh!!


Masa paling best untuk makan manggis, adalah exactly selepas dipetik dari pokok :D
Seriously, kalau buah tu dah jatuh kat tanah, automatically rasa manis dia lain sikit...
Believe me!!!


Ni pokok durian. Orang tak panjat pokok durian yeeee :p heheh...information untuk orang yang tak tau..


Okeh, ulas durian macam ni sangat best okeh!!
Ehmm..basically rasa dia same je, hehe...Cuma sebab satu pangsa durian, cuma ada 1 ulas, so it is kind of special :)
This is called Kucing Tidur
(^__^)
How it got its name, hahah...don't ask me...
I really have noooo idea...


Aha...this is the smallest durian I've ever consumed!!
Ada 3 ulas jeeee ;0)
Hiks hiks...
Special nih!!!
Kalau durian saiz macam ni, seploh bijik pun boleh makan!!!! :p


:p



Ada cerita hebat disebalik gambar kulit durian bersepah-sepah kat tanah ni.
Percaya tak, bahawasanya 'kerbau pendek' a.k.a piggy telah makan buah durian ni...
Uhuuuuu...macam tak boleh imagine kan?!! But that's the truth.
Bad piggy...bad piggy!!!

Jiran2 sebelah rumah pun mengadu, sebab durian diorg selalu jadi macam ni. Asal pagi je, tengok bawah pokok, sume dah bersepah2. So, solution untuk menghalau piggy2 ni, adalah dengan memasang ubat nyamuk :)
Lepas ni, jangan panggil lingkaran ubat nyamuk dah okeh!!
Lingkaran Ubat Babi :p
*LOL*


Sekian, cerita buah.


ps: Makan buah memang menggembirakan!
(^_______________^)




Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Lowest

.currently
.feel like
.@the lowest point of earth
.mariana trench I guess
.exerts a pressure of 108.6 megapascals (15,750 psi)
.sigh
.sigh
.sigh


ps: exaggeration